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They Want Your Data and Your Money. And They’re Not Even Pretending Anymore.---You ever... They Want Your Data and Your Money. And They’re Not Even Pretending Anymore.
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You ever actually try to read a "Cookie Notice"? Offcourse not. Nobody does. It’s a user agreement for the modern age, a thousand-word confession written in a language designed to be scrolled past, not understood. I’ve got one from NBCUniversal right here, and it’s a masterpiece of corporate misdirection. It’s the digital equivalent of a magician showing you his empty hands while his assistant rifles through your coat pockets.
They talk about "Strictly Necessary Cookies," "Personalization Cookies," "Ad Selection Cookies." It all sounds so helpful, so… curated. Let me translate. "Personalization" means they’ve built a tiny, digital voodoo doll of you based on your clicks, and they’re whispering in its ear about which brand of toothpaste you’re most likely to buy when you’re feeling insecure. "Ad Selection" means they’re selling that voodoo doll’s secrets to the highest bidder.
It’s a shell game. They use phrases like "to improve the content and user experience" as if they’re running a digital soup kitchen. Give me a break. This ain't about improving my experience. My experience would be improved if I could read an article without a pop-up banner covering a third of the screen, demanding I agree to be surveilled by a shadowy cabal of "third-party vendors." Who are these people? Do I get a list? Do I get to see what they do with my data? The document just says they collect it "pursuant to their own privacy policies." It's like a Russian nesting doll of liability waivers.
They offer you an escape hatch, a series of "opt-out" links that lead you down a rabbit hole of browser settings and third-party dashboards. It's a full-time job to maintain your own privacy, and they know you’ll give up. They’re counting on it. They just need you to click "Agree" so they can get back to the business of slicing and dicing your identity for profit, and honestly…
The Numbers on the Screen Don't Care
Then, on the other side of the screen, you get the payoff. I’m looking at the Q3 earnings pre-caps for the big banks. JPMorgan, Citigroup, Wells Fargo. It’s the same soulless language, just with dollar signs, laid out in articles like JPM, WFC, C: Big U.S. Banks Will Report Earnings Tomorrow. Key Things to Know. Wall Street expects Wells Fargo to report earnings per share of $1.55. Citigroup stock has a "Moderate Buy" consensus. Analysts are chattering about "upside potential" and "cost controls."
You see the connection, right?
This is where all that data goes to die and be reborn as shareholder value. Your late-night doomscrolling, your search for a new pair of sneakers, your political anxieties fed by a tailored newsfeed—it all gets bundled up, anonymized just enough to be legal, and used to fuel a machine that spits out numbers like "$89.00 average price target."
So Wells Fargo's stock is up over 12% year-to-date, a result of the news that Wells Fargo tops profit estimates, raises return target after asset cap lifted. That's good, right? No, 'good' doesn't cover it—it's the inevitable outcome of a perfectly designed system. A system that sees you not as a person, but as a predictable set of behaviors that can be monetized. I’m sitting here, my phone buzzing with some useless stock alert, and I can almost feel the hum of the servers matching my browser history to some bank’s investment portfolio.
We’re told to celebrate these earnings beats. We’re supposed to see it as a sign of a healthy economy. But what part of this is healthy? It feels like we’re all just ghosts haunting a machine we can’t control, occasionally seeing the readouts of its success flash on a screen before we’re served another ad for something we just talked about. Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one for even thinking about it. Everyone else seems perfectly happy to just click "Agree."
The Machine Keeps Winning
Let's stop pretending these are two different stories. The impenetrable cookie policy and the triumphant bank earnings report are the same story. One is the instruction manual for the harvesting machine, and the other is the report from the harvest. They’ve created a world so complex, so saturated with jargon and legal loopholes, that the average person has no choice but to tune it out. We don’t have the time or the energy to fight it. We just want to watch our show or read the news. And they know it. That’s the whole business model. It’s not a bug, it’s the feature. And it's working perfectly.